1.    

Try Saying:

I think you could do with more training

Instead Of:

You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?

2.    

Try Saying:

She's an aggressive go-getter.

Instead Of:

She's a f***ing power-crazy b i tch

3.    

Try Saying:

Perhaps I can work late

Instead Of:

And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?

4.    

Try Saying:

I'm certain that isn't feasible

Instead Of:

F*** off arse-wipe

5.    

Try Saying:

Really?

Instead Of:

Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole

6.    

Try Saying:

Perhaps you should check with...

Instead Of:

Tell someone who gives a f***.

7.    

Try Saying:

I wasn't involved in the project.

Instead Of:

Not my f***ing problem, mate.

8.    

Try Saying:

That's interesting.

Instead Of:

What the f***?

9.    

Try Saying:

I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.

Instead Of:

No f***ing chance mate.

10.  

Try Saying:

It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in

Instead Of:

Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?

11.  

Try Saying:

He's not familiar with the issues

Instead Of:

He's got his head up his f***ing a r se.

12.  

Try Saying:

Excuse me, sir?

Instead Of:

Oi, f*** face.

13.  

Try Saying:

Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway

Instead Of:

Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.